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Who Makes The Best Fast Food Onion Rings?
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KlausSchadenfreude
2022-08-03 23:42:48 UTC
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There are times when a french fry just won't do, and that calls for an
onion ring. The only thing I don't like is when you bite into it and
pull away, only to have a four inch sliver of searing hot onion drape
down over your chin and burn the shit out of you. But I'll take that
chance.

Here are the top ten onion rings, according to Thrillist, whoever they
are.

https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/best-fast-food-onion-rings-ranked



The Best Fast Food Onion Rings, Ranked


10. Burger King: Onion Rings
Hard to ignore the fact that they’re soggy, unseasoned, and only
contain the tiniest slivers of onions beneath the layer of fried
batter.

9. White Castle: Onion Rings
Aggressively bland. Soft, oily and unsatisfying,

8. A&W: Onion Rings
If you’re a fan of the onion half of the phrase “onion ring,” boy do
you need to head to A&W ASAP. There’s not a ton of breading on these
bad boys, but there sure is a lot of onion.

7. Carl's Jr./Hardee's: Onion Rings
Crispy and well-constructed, with a little more breading than onion.

6. Cook Out: Onion Rings
This regional chain's onion rings are sizable and don’t overwhelm the
onion with breading.

5. Jack in the Box: Onion Rings
Panko-breaded onion rings. The panko does the lion’s share of the work
here, lending the ring an ultra-crispy bite that still packs plenty of
onion flavor.

4. Dairy Queen Grill & Chill: Onion Rings
Big onion rings are automatically delectable, and by fast food
standards, Dairy Queen's are substantial. They come with lots of
crumby breading, which makes a mess in the car and on the couch

3. Culver's: Onion Rings
Easily got the thinnest edible ovals with the least amount of
breading, as well.

2. Whataburger: Onion Rings
The not-too-salty crispy batter has a slight hint of garlic that adds
a touch of nuance, plus a batter-to-onion ratio allowing the root
vegetable to really shine.

1. Sonic Drive-In: Hand Made Onion Rings
They’re large and thick with maximum crisp, they sport a rock-solid
batter-to-onion ratio, and the onion stays firmly put in its fried
shell.

These are a shining example of onion rings done right. When a fast
food chain’s onion rings could easily pass for a full-service
restaurant’s, you know you’ve struck deep-fried gold. Sonic might as
well string a ribbon through a big one and wear it as a medal.
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When will Jenny confess that he lied when he made this claim?

:JENNY_LIE: Many week's [sic] ago, he [Kwills] personally
:JENNY_LIE:emailed me after I refused his re-admission,
:JENNY_LIE:and he admitted he was in teh [sic] wrong and
:JENNY_LIE:that he is just a troll. He also suggested
:JENNY_LIE:I killfile [sic] Klous [sic] as well, which prove's
:JENNY_LIE: [sic] how much respect for the killfiling [sic] program.
KWills
2022-08-04 08:13:38 UTC
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On Wed, 03 Aug 2022 16:42:48 -0700, KlausSchadenfreude
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Post by KlausSchadenfreude
Here are the top ten onion rings, according to Thrillist, whoever they
are.
For those who like them, more power to them. Even before I went
on a Keto diet, I never cared for them. The flavor was never an issue.
But the "mouth feel" of onions is just... EW for me.


When will Jenny confess that he lied when he made this claim?

JENNY_LIE: Many week's [sic] ago, he [Kwills] personally
JENNY_LIE:emailed me after I refused his re-admission,
JENNY_LIE:and he admitted he was in teh [sic] wrong and
JENNY_LIE:that he is just a troll. He also suggested
JENNY_LIE:I killfile [sic] Klous [sic] as well, which prove's
JENNY_LIE: [sic] how much respect for the killfiling [sic] program.

[Crickets]
Jerry Sauk
2022-09-28 18:18:39 UTC
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Post by KlausSchadenfreude
There are times when a french fry just won't do, and that calls for an
onion ring. The only thing I don't like is when you bite into it and
pull away, only to have a four inch sliver of searing hot onion drape
down over your chin and burn the shit out of you. But I'll take that
chance.
take a FULL BITE, you moron.

You do have all your teeth, don't you?
KlausSchadenfreude
2022-09-28 19:30:37 UTC
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Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by KlausSchadenfreude
There are times when a french fry just won't do, and that calls for an
onion ring. The only thing I don't like is when you bite into it and
pull away, only to have a four inch sliver of searing hot onion drape
down over your chin and burn the shit out of you. But I'll take that
chance.
take a FULL BITE, you moron.
You do have all your teeth, don't you?
Unlike you, I'm not a pig, shoving food in my mouth until it's full.
Jerry Sauk
2023-09-26 18:26:44 UTC
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On Wed, 28 Sep 2022 13:18:39 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by KlausSchadenfreude
There are times when a french fry just won't do, and that calls for an
onion ring. The only thing I don't like is when you bite into it and
pull away, only to have a four inch sliver of searing hot onion drape
down over your chin and burn the shit out of you. But I'll take that
chance.
take a FULL BITE, you moron.
You do have all your teeth, don't you?
Unlike you, I'm not a pig, shoving food in my mouth until it's full.
So you only PARTLY use your mouth?
KlausSchadenfreude
2023-09-26 23:09:26 UTC
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Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by KlausSchadenfreude
On Wed, 28 Sep 2022 13:18:39 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by KlausSchadenfreude
There are times when a french fry just won't do, and that calls for an
onion ring. The only thing I don't like is when you bite into it and
pull away, only to have a four inch sliver of searing hot onion drape
down over your chin and burn the shit out of you. But I'll take that
chance.
take a FULL BITE, you moron.
You do have all your teeth, don't you?
Unlike you, I'm not a pig, shoving food in my mouth until it's full.
So you only PARTLY use your mouth?
Have you always been this brainless? Or do you actually shove all the
food you can into your mouth before chewing and swallowing?
K Wills
2023-09-27 08:17:09 UTC
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Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by KlausSchadenfreude
On Wed, 28 Sep 2022 13:18:39 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by KlausSchadenfreude
There are times when a french fry just won't do, and that calls for an
onion ring. The only thing I don't like is when you bite into it and
pull away, only to have a four inch sliver of searing hot onion drape
down over your chin and burn the shit out of you. But I'll take that
chance.
take a FULL BITE, you moron.
You do have all your teeth, don't you?
Unlike you, I'm not a pig, shoving food in my mouth until it's full.
So you only PARTLY use your mouth?
That makes NO sense, Jenny. Care to write that in a language
people here know?

[Crickets]

V xabj jung gur fvzcyrgba, Jenny/Jerry, zrnaf. V'z whfg cbvagvat bhg
uvf cebsbhaq yrneavat qvfnovyvgl.
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Jerry Sauk
2023-09-27 18:16:04 UTC
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On Tue, 26 Sep 2023 13:26:44 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by KlausSchadenfreude
On Wed, 28 Sep 2022 13:18:39 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by KlausSchadenfreude
There are times when a french fry just won't do, and that calls for an
onion ring. The only thing I don't like is when you bite into it and
pull away, only to have a four inch sliver of searing hot onion drape
down over your chin and burn the shit out of you. But I'll take that
chance.
take a FULL BITE, you moron.
You do have all your teeth, don't you?
Unlike you, I'm not a pig, shoving food in my mouth until it's full.
So you only PARTLY use your mouth?
That makes NO sense, Jenny. Care to write that in a language
people here know?
What ca'nt you understaind about that? Klous said he only PARTLY uses his
mouth when they eat. Most people fill it up, swallow everything, then fill
it up again.

I'm assuming he's only using one side of his mouth, becouse he's missing too
many teeth.
KlausSchadenfreude
2023-09-27 18:48:40 UTC
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Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by KlausSchadenfreude
On Tue, 26 Sep 2023 13:26:44 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by KlausSchadenfreude
On Wed, 28 Sep 2022 13:18:39 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by KlausSchadenfreude
There are times when a french fry just won't do, and that calls for an
onion ring. The only thing I don't like is when you bite into it and
pull away, only to have a four inch sliver of searing hot onion drape
down over your chin and burn the shit out of you. But I'll take that
chance.
take a FULL BITE, you moron.
You do have all your teeth, don't you?
Unlike you, I'm not a pig, shoving food in my mouth until it's full.
So you only PARTLY use your mouth?
That makes NO sense, Jenny. Care to write that in a language
people here know?
What ca'nt you understaind about that? Klous said he only PARTLY uses his
mouth when they eat.
No, Klaus never said that, liar.
Post by Jerry Sauk
Most people fill it up, swallow everything, then fill
it up again.
No, only pigs like yourself fill their mouths completely.
Post by Jerry Sauk
I'm assuming he's only using one side of his mouth, becouse he's missing too
many teeth.
No, you're just lying, like you always do.
Jerry Sauk
2023-10-03 18:20:39 UTC
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Post by Jerry Sauk
I'm assuming he's only using one side of his mouth, becouse he's missing too
many teeth.
No, you're just lying, like you always do.
Not lieing, I said ASSUMING. why are you so desparate to call me a liar you
have to MAKE UP lies for me to tell?
KlausSchadenfreude
2023-10-03 18:59:14 UTC
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Post by Jerry Sauk
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Post by Jerry Sauk
I'm assuming he's only using one side of his mouth, becouse he's missing too
many teeth.
No, you're just lying, like you always do.
Not lieing, I said ASSUMING. why are you so desparate to call me a liar you
have to MAKE UP lies for me to tell?
Nobody has to make up lies for you to tell. You've CONSTANTLY lying.

http://jerrylies.byethost22.com/
KWills
2023-10-04 08:22:41 UTC
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Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by K Wills
That makes NO sense, Jenny. Care to write that in a language
people here know?
What ca'nt you understaind about that? Klous said he only PARTLY uses his
mouth when they eat.
No, Klaus never said that, liar.
Not lieing, I said ASSUMING. why are you so desparate to call me a liar you
have to MAKE UP lies for me to tell?
As seen above, you state, "Klous [sic] said he only PARTLY uses
his..." But Klaus made no such claim. Ever.
You've been caught in ANOTHER of your near countless LIES. Please
get professional help for your lying.
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K Wills
2023-09-28 08:17:35 UTC
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Post by KlausSchadenfreude
On Tue, 26 Sep 2023 13:26:44 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by KlausSchadenfreude
On Wed, 28 Sep 2022 13:18:39 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by KlausSchadenfreude
There are times when a french fry just won't do, and that calls for an
onion ring. The only thing I don't like is when you bite into it and
pull away, only to have a four inch sliver of searing hot onion drape
down over your chin and burn the shit out of you. But I'll take that
chance.
take a FULL BITE, you moron.
You do have all your teeth, don't you?
Unlike you, I'm not a pig, shoving food in my mouth until it's full.
So you only PARTLY use your mouth?
That makes NO sense, Jenny. Care to write that in a language
people here know?
What ca'nt you understaind about that? Klous said he only PARTLY uses his
mouth when they eat.
That is NOT what Klaus wrote. Not even close.
But you know this. You are simply feeding your NEED to lie.
Post by Jerry Sauk
Most people fill it up, swallow everything, then fill
it up again.
Most people take a reasonable size bite of whatever they're
eating. It is possible you jam as much into your mouth as possible
before chewing and swallowing. But this is not the norm.
Post by Jerry Sauk
I'm assuming he's only using one side of his mouth, becouse he's missing too
many teeth.
You mean you're flat out lying.
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KWills
2022-09-29 09:03:40 UTC
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Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by KlausSchadenfreude
There are times when a french fry just won't do, and that calls for an
onion ring. The only thing I don't like is when you bite into it and
pull away, only to have a four inch sliver of searing hot onion drape
down over your chin and burn the shit out of you. But I'll take that
chance.
take a FULL BITE, you moron.
You do have all your teeth, don't you?
It took you nearly two months to post your OPINION on this
matter?
It's no wonder why you are NOT the leader of any group.
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If Daddy ain't happy, don't nobody care!
Jerry Sauk
2023-09-26 18:27:40 UTC
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On Wed, 28 Sep 2022 13:18:39 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by KlausSchadenfreude
There are times when a french fry just won't do, and that calls for an
onion ring. The only thing I don't like is when you bite into it and
pull away, only to have a four inch sliver of searing hot onion drape
down over your chin and burn the shit out of you. But I'll take that
chance.
take a FULL BITE, you moron.
You do have all your teeth, don't you?
It took you nearly two months to post your OPINION on this
matter?
Two months is NOTHING compared to how long we've been waiting for you to be
more specific about the taco bell taco.
K Wills
2023-09-27 08:18:10 UTC
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Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by KlausSchadenfreude
On Wed, 28 Sep 2022 13:18:39 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by KlausSchadenfreude
There are times when a french fry just won't do, and that calls for an
onion ring. The only thing I don't like is when you bite into it and
pull away, only to have a four inch sliver of searing hot onion drape
down over your chin and burn the shit out of you. But I'll take that
chance.
take a FULL BITE, you moron.
You do have all your teeth, don't you?
It took you nearly two months to post your OPINION on this
matter?
Two months is NOTHING compared to how long we've been waiting for you to be
more specific about the taco bell taco.
What about it, Jenny? Both Klaus and I have dumbed it down as
much as we're able. That it is still to cerebral for you is
unfortunate. But we can't do anything about it.
Oh wait. You DO understand. You simply NEED to lie. As you've
again proved beyond any doubt.
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Jerry Sauk
2023-09-27 18:14:04 UTC
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On Tue, 26 Sep 2023 13:27:40 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by KlausSchadenfreude
On Wed, 28 Sep 2022 13:18:39 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by KlausSchadenfreude
There are times when a french fry just won't do, and that calls for an
onion ring. The only thing I don't like is when you bite into it and
pull away, only to have a four inch sliver of searing hot onion drape
down over your chin and burn the shit out of you. But I'll take that
chance.
take a FULL BITE, you moron.
You do have all your teeth, don't you?
It took you nearly two months to post your OPINION on this
matter?
Two months is NOTHING compared to how long we've been waiting for you to be
more specific about the taco bell taco.
What about it, Jenny? Both Klaus and I have dumbed it down as
much as we're able.
Replying with silence is not considered "dumbing down".
KlausSchadenfreude
2023-09-27 18:49:08 UTC
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Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by K Wills
On Tue, 26 Sep 2023 13:27:40 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by KlausSchadenfreude
On Wed, 28 Sep 2022 13:18:39 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by KlausSchadenfreude
There are times when a french fry just won't do, and that calls for an
onion ring. The only thing I don't like is when you bite into it and
pull away, only to have a four inch sliver of searing hot onion drape
down over your chin and burn the shit out of you. But I'll take that
chance.
take a FULL BITE, you moron.
You do have all your teeth, don't you?
It took you nearly two months to post your OPINION on this
matter?
Two months is NOTHING compared to how long we've been waiting for you to be
more specific about the taco bell taco.
What about it, Jenny? Both Klaus and I have dumbed it down as
much as we're able.
Replying with silence is not considered "dumbing down".
Nobody has "replied with silence," you lying dork.
K Wills
2023-09-28 08:16:57 UTC
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Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by K Wills
On Tue, 26 Sep 2023 13:27:40 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by KlausSchadenfreude
On Wed, 28 Sep 2022 13:18:39 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by KlausSchadenfreude
There are times when a french fry just won't do, and that calls for an
onion ring. The only thing I don't like is when you bite into it and
pull away, only to have a four inch sliver of searing hot onion drape
down over your chin and burn the shit out of you. But I'll take that
chance.
take a FULL BITE, you moron.
You do have all your teeth, don't you?
It took you nearly two months to post your OPINION on this
matter?
Two months is NOTHING compared to how long we've been waiting for you to be
more specific about the taco bell taco.
What about it, Jenny? Both Klaus and I have dumbed it down as
much as we're able.
Replying with silence is not considered "dumbing down".
Nobody has "replied with silence," you lying dork.
The act of replying makes silence impossible.
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Jerry Sauk
2023-11-11 16:08:45 UTC
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Post by K Wills
On Tue, 26 Sep 2023 13:27:40 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by KlausSchadenfreude
On Wed, 28 Sep 2022 13:18:39 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by KlausSchadenfreude
There are times when a french fry just won't do, and that calls for an
onion ring. The only thing I don't like is when you bite into it and
pull away, only to have a four inch sliver of searing hot onion drape
down over your chin and burn the shit out of you. But I'll take that
chance.
take a FULL BITE, you moron.
You do have all your teeth, don't you?
It took you nearly two months to post your OPINION on this
matter?
Two months is NOTHING compared to how long we've been waiting for you to be
more specific about the taco bell taco.
What about it, Jenny? Both Klaus and I have dumbed it down as
much as we're able.
Replying with silence is not considered "dumbing down".
Nobody has "replied with silence," you lying dork.
Still sitting here, waiting for you to be more specific about the Taco Bell
Taco.
KlausSchadenfreude
2023-11-11 16:24:25 UTC
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On Wed, 27 Sep 2023 13:14:04 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by K Wills
On Tue, 26 Sep 2023 13:27:40 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by KlausSchadenfreude
On Wed, 28 Sep 2022 13:18:39 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by KlausSchadenfreude
There are times when a french fry just won't do, and that calls for an
onion ring. The only thing I don't like is when you bite into it and
pull away, only to have a four inch sliver of searing hot onion drape
down over your chin and burn the shit out of you. But I'll take that
chance.
take a FULL BITE, you moron.
You do have all your teeth, don't you?
It took you nearly two months to post your OPINION on this
matter?
Two months is NOTHING compared to how long we've been waiting for you to be
more specific about the taco bell taco.
What about it, Jenny? Both Klaus and I have dumbed it down as
much as we're able.
Replying with silence is not considered "dumbing down".
Nobody has "replied with silence," you lying dork.
Still sitting here, waiting for you to be more specific about the Taco Bell
Taco.
Read the subject line. This is about onion rings. Try an THINK before
you post, Jenny.
Jerry Sauk
2024-02-11 10:42:59 UTC
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On Wed, 27 Sep 2023 13:14:04 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by K Wills
On Tue, 26 Sep 2023 13:27:40 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by KlausSchadenfreude
On Wed, 28 Sep 2022 13:18:39 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by KlausSchadenfreude
There are times when a french fry just won't do, and that calls
for
an
onion ring. The only thing I don't like is when you bite into it and
pull away, only to have a four inch sliver of searing hot onion drape
down over your chin and burn the shit out of you. But I'll take that
chance.
take a FULL BITE, you moron.
You do have all your teeth, don't you?
It took you nearly two months to post your OPINION on this
matter?
Two months is NOTHING compared to how long we've been waiting for you
to
be
more specific about the taco bell taco.
What about it, Jenny? Both Klaus and I have dumbed it down as
much as we're able.
Replying with silence is not considered "dumbing down".
Nobody has "replied with silence," you lying dork.
Still sitting here, waiting for you to be more specific about the Taco Bell
Taco.
Read the subject line. This is about onion rings.
Still sitting here, waiting for you to be more specific about the Taco Bell
Taco. Make a new thread if you wish, but I'm still sitting here, waiting.
K Wills
2024-02-11 12:01:09 UTC
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On Sun, 11 Feb 2024 04:42:59 -0600, "Jerry Sauk"
Date: Sat, 11 Nov 2023 08:24:25 -0800
Why wait three months to PROVE you NEED to lie? I fail to see how this
benefits you. You will need to point it out.

[Crickets]
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On Sat, 11 Nov 2023 10:08:45 -0600, "Jerry Sauk"
Post by Jerry Sauk
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On Wed, 27 Sep 2023 13:14:04 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by K Wills
On Tue, 26 Sep 2023 13:27:40 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by KlausSchadenfreude
On Wed, 28 Sep 2022 13:18:39 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by KlausSchadenfreude
There are times when a french fry just won't do, and that calls
for
an
onion ring. The only thing I don't like is when you bite into it and
pull away, only to have a four inch sliver of searing hot onion drape
down over your chin and burn the shit out of you. But I'll take that
chance.
JENNY! RESTORE THE SETTINGS YOU SCREWED UP! PLEASE!
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Post by KlausSchadenfreude
Post by Jerry Sauk
take a FULL BITE, you moron.
You do have all your teeth, don't you?
It took you nearly two months to post your OPINION on this
matter?
Two months is NOTHING compared to how long we've been waiting for you
to be more specific about the taco bell taco.
What about it, Jenny? Both Klaus and I have dumbed it down as
much as we're able.
Replying with silence is not considered "dumbing down".
Nobody has "replied with silence," you lying dork.
Still sitting here, waiting for you to be more specific about the Taco Bell
Taco.
Ibid.
Post by KlausSchadenfreude
Read the subject line. This is about onion rings.
Still sitting here, waiting for you to be more specific about the Taco Bell
Taco. Make a new thread if you wish, but I'm still sitting here, waiting.
Taco Bell isn't the subject of the thread. Please stay focused
rather than feeding your NEED to lie. Especially since Klaus and I
have both explained the matter to you. That we could not dumb it down
to the level you can understand is unfortunate, but there is nothing
more to be done.

[Cue avoidance from Jenny.]
--
A small number of the documented lies of Jerry "Jenny" Sauk.
http://jerrylies.byethost22.com/?i=2
Jerry Sauk
2024-02-13 07:46:01 UTC
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Post by K Wills
On Sun, 11 Feb 2024 04:42:59 -0600, "Jerry Sauk"
Date: Sat, 11 Nov 2023 08:24:25 -0800
Why wait three months to PROVE you NEED to lie? I fail to see how this
benefits you. You will need to point it out.
[Crickets]
Post by KlausSchadenfreude
On Sat, 11 Nov 2023 10:08:45 -0600, "Jerry Sauk"
Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by KlausSchadenfreude
On Wed, 27 Sep 2023 13:14:04 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by K Wills
On Tue, 26 Sep 2023 13:27:40 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by KlausSchadenfreude
On Wed, 28 Sep 2022 13:18:39 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by KlausSchadenfreude
There are times when a french fry just won't do, and that calls
for
an
onion ring. The only thing I don't like is when you bite into it and
pull away, only to have a four inch sliver of searing hot onion drape
down over your chin and burn the shit out of you. But I'll take that
chance.
JENNY! RESTORE THE SETTINGS YOU SCREWED UP! PLEASE!
Post by KlausSchadenfreude
Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by KlausSchadenfreude
Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by K Wills
Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by KlausSchadenfreude
Post by Jerry Sauk
take a FULL BITE, you moron.
You do have all your teeth, don't you?
It took you nearly two months to post your OPINION on this
matter?
Two months is NOTHING compared to how long we've been waiting for you
to be more specific about the taco bell taco.
What about it, Jenny? Both Klaus and I have dumbed it down as
much as we're able.
Replying with silence is not considered "dumbing down".
Nobody has "replied with silence," you lying dork.
Still sitting here, waiting for you to be more specific about the Taco Bell
Taco.
Ibid.
Post by KlausSchadenfreude
Read the subject line. This is about onion rings.
Still sitting here, waiting for you to be more specific about the Taco Bell
Taco. Make a new thread if you wish, but I'm still sitting here, waiting.
Taco Bell isn't the subject of the thread. Please stay focused
rather than feeding your NEED to lie.
I'm not the one that steered the conversion away from the topic of Onion
Rings, kwills.
KlausSchadenfreude
2024-02-11 12:43:57 UTC
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On Sun, 11 Feb 2024 04:42:59 -0600, "Jerry Sauk"
Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by KlausSchadenfreude
On Sat, 11 Nov 2023 10:08:45 -0600, "Jerry Sauk"
Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by KlausSchadenfreude
On Wed, 27 Sep 2023 13:14:04 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by K Wills
On Tue, 26 Sep 2023 13:27:40 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by KlausSchadenfreude
On Wed, 28 Sep 2022 13:18:39 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by KlausSchadenfreude
There are times when a french fry just won't do, and that calls
for
an
onion ring. The only thing I don't like is when you bite into it and
pull away, only to have a four inch sliver of searing hot onion drape
down over your chin and burn the shit out of you. But I'll take that
chance.
take a FULL BITE, you moron.
You do have all your teeth, don't you?
It took you nearly two months to post your OPINION on this
matter?
Two months is NOTHING compared to how long we've been waiting for you
to
be
more specific about the taco bell taco.
What about it, Jenny? Both Klaus and I have dumbed it down as
much as we're able.
Replying with silence is not considered "dumbing down".
Nobody has "replied with silence," you lying dork.
Still sitting here, waiting for you to be more specific about the Taco Bell
Taco.
Read the subject line. This is about onion rings.
Still sitting here, waiting for you to be more specific about the Taco Bell
Taco.
====== BEGIN STANDARD JENNY RESPONSE =========
====== BEGIN STANDARD JENNY RESPONSE =========

[ ] Provide the Message ID proving your claim
[x] You are lying, as usual
[x] This has already been explained to you ad infinitum
[ ] Repeat your statement using standard, American English, please
[ ] Yes, it *is* private property
[ ] Yes, McDonald's says salt and pepper *are* ingredients
[ ] You have zero authority anywhere on Usenet
[x] I'm not paying much attention to your lame, months old responses

======= END STANDARD JENNY RESPONSE ==========
======= END STANDARD JENNY RESPONSE ==========
Jerry Sauk
2024-02-13 07:48:19 UTC
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Post by K Wills
On Sun, 11 Feb 2024 04:42:59 -0600, "Jerry Sauk"
Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by KlausSchadenfreude
On Sat, 11 Nov 2023 10:08:45 -0600, "Jerry Sauk"
Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by KlausSchadenfreude
On Wed, 27 Sep 2023 13:14:04 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by K Wills
On Tue, 26 Sep 2023 13:27:40 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by KlausSchadenfreude
On Wed, 28 Sep 2022 13:18:39 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by KlausSchadenfreude
There are times when a french fry just won't do, and that calls
for
an
onion ring. The only thing I don't like is when you bite into it and
pull away, only to have a four inch sliver of searing hot onion drape
down over your chin and burn the shit out of you. But I'll take that
chance.
take a FULL BITE, you moron.
You do have all your teeth, don't you?
It took you nearly two months to post your OPINION on this
matter?
Two months is NOTHING compared to how long we've been waiting for you
to
be
more specific about the taco bell taco.
What about it, Jenny? Both Klaus and I have dumbed it down as
much as we're able.
Replying with silence is not considered "dumbing down".
Nobody has "replied with silence," you lying dork.
Still sitting here, waiting for you to be more specific about the Taco Bell
Taco.
Read the subject line. This is about onion rings.
Still sitting here, waiting for you to be more specific about the Taco Bell
Taco.
====== BEGIN STANDARD JENNY RESPONSE =========
[x] This has already been explained to you ad infinitu
======= END STANDARD JENNY RESPONSE ==========
And Yet I'm Still sitting here, waiting for you to be more specific
about the Taco Bell Taco.
K Wills
2024-02-13 10:07:07 UTC
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On Tue, 13 Feb 2024 01:48:19 -0600, "Jerry Sauk"
Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by K Wills
On Sun, 11 Feb 2024 04:42:59 -0600, "Jerry Sauk"
Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by KlausSchadenfreude
On Sat, 11 Nov 2023 10:08:45 -0600, "Jerry Sauk"
Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by KlausSchadenfreude
On Wed, 27 Sep 2023 13:14:04 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by K Wills
On Tue, 26 Sep 2023 13:27:40 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by KlausSchadenfreude
On Wed, 28 Sep 2022 13:18:39 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by KlausSchadenfreude
There are times when a french fry just won't do, and that calls
for
an
onion ring. The only thing I don't like is when you bite into it and
pull away, only to have a four inch sliver of searing hot onion drape
down over your chin and burn the shit out of you. But I'll take that
chance.
take a FULL BITE, you moron.
You do have all your teeth, don't you?
It took you nearly two months to post your OPINION on this
matter?
Two months is NOTHING compared to how long we've been waiting for you
to
be
more specific about the taco bell taco.
What about it, Jenny? Both Klaus and I have dumbed it down as
much as we're able.
Replying with silence is not considered "dumbing down".
Nobody has "replied with silence," you lying dork.
Still sitting here, waiting for you to be more specific about the Taco
Bell Taco.
Read the subject line. This is about onion rings.
Still sitting here, waiting for you to be more specific about the Taco Bell
Taco.
====== BEGIN STANDARD JENNY RESPONSE =========
[x] This has already been explained to you ad infinitu
======= END STANDARD JENNY RESPONSE ==========
And Yet I'm Still sitting here, waiting for you to be more specific
about the Taco Bell Taco.
It's already been addressed by both me and Klaus. Your satiating
your NEED to lie will not change this.
Care to explain why you are lying about this, or would that
require a level of honesty you cannot reach? Time will tell.

[Cue avoidance from Jenny.]
--
A small number of the documented lies of Jerry "Jenny" Sauk.
http://jerrylies.byethost22.com/?i=2
KlausSchadenfreude
2024-02-13 11:39:03 UTC
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On Tue, 13 Feb 2024 01:48:19 -0600, "Jerry Sauk"
Post by Jerry Sauk
And Yet I'm Still sitting here, waiting for you to be more specific
about the Taco Bell Taco.
====== BEGIN STANDARD JENNY RESPONSE =========
====== BEGIN STANDARD JENNY RESPONSE =========

[ ] Provide the Message ID proving your claim
[ ] You are lying, as usual
[x] This has already been explained to you ad infinitum
[ ] Repeat your statement using standard, American English, please
[ ] Yes, it *is* private property
[ ] Yes, McDonald's says salt and pepper *are* ingredients
[ ] You have zero authority anywhere on Usenet
[ ] I'm not paying much attention to your lame, months old responses

======= END STANDARD JENNY RESPONSE ==========
======= END STANDARD JENNY RESPONSE ==========
Jerry Sauk
2024-04-24 18:04:27 UTC
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Post by K Wills
On Tue, 13 Feb 2024 01:48:19 -0600, "Jerry Sauk"
Post by Jerry Sauk
And Yet I'm Still sitting here, waiting for you to be more specific
about the Taco Bell Taco.
====== BEGIN STANDARD JENNY RESPONSE =========
[x] This has already been explained to you ad infinitum
Still sitting here, waiting for you to be more specific
about the Taco Bell Taco. What's it been, about two year's now?
KlausSchadenfreude
2024-04-24 18:15:02 UTC
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On Wed, 24 Apr 2024 13:04:27 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by K Wills
On Tue, 13 Feb 2024 01:48:19 -0600, "Jerry Sauk"
Post by Jerry Sauk
And Yet I'm Still sitting here, waiting for you to be more specific
about the Taco Bell Taco.
====== BEGIN STANDARD JENNY RESPONSE =========
[x] This has already been explained to you ad infinitum
Still sitting here, waiting for you to be more specific
about the Taco Bell Taco.
No, you're not, because you know we've already explained this to you
KWills
2024-04-25 07:53:06 UTC
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On Wed, 24 Apr 2024 13:04:27 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by K Wills
On Tue, 13 Feb 2024 01:48:19 -0600, "Jerry Sauk"
Post by Jerry Sauk
And Yet I'm Still sitting here, waiting for you to be more specific
about the Taco Bell Taco.
====== BEGIN STANDARD JENNY RESPONSE =========
[x] This has already been explained to you ad infinitum
Still sitting here, waiting for you to be more specific
about the Taco Bell Taco. What's it been, about two year's now?
Since he explained it to you in terms so simple a 10 year old
could understand, yes. The question now is, are you so STUPID you
don't understand (possible, but not too likely) or are you LYING about
the matter (that actual answer)?

[Cue avoidance from Jenny.]
--
A small number of the documented lies of Jerry "Jenny" Sauk.
http://jerrylies.byethost22.com/?i=2
Jerry Sauk
2024-05-01 17:54:11 UTC
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Post by KlausSchadenfreude
On Wed, 24 Apr 2024 13:04:27 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
Post by K Wills
On Tue, 13 Feb 2024 01:48:19 -0600, "Jerry Sauk"
Post by Jerry Sauk
And Yet I'm Still sitting here, waiting for you to be more specific
about the Taco Bell Taco.
are you LYING about
the matter (that actual answer)?
Yawn.
KlausSchadenfreude
2024-05-01 18:03:52 UTC
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On Wed, 1 May 2024 12:54:11 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
Post by KlausSchadenfreude
On Wed, 24 Apr 2024 13:04:27 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
Post by K Wills
On Tue, 13 Feb 2024 01:48:19 -0600, "Jerry Sauk"
Post by Jerry Sauk
And Yet I'm Still sitting here, waiting for you to be more specific
about the Taco Bell Taco.
are you LYING about
the matter (that actual answer)?
Yawn.
Obviously, Jenny's lying is taking a great physical toll on him. He
cannot open the lid on a Big Mac without sweating any more.
KWills
2024-05-02 07:32:21 UTC
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On Wed, 1 May 2024 12:54:11 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
Post by KlausSchadenfreude
On Wed, 24 Apr 2024 13:04:27 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by K Wills
On Tue, 13 Feb 2024 01:48:19 -0600, "Jerry Sauk"
[x] This has already been explained to you ad infinitum
Still sitting here, waiting for you to be more specific
about the Taco Bell Taco. What's it been, about two year's now?
Since he explained it to you in terms so simple a 10 year old
could understand, yes. The question now is, are you so STUPID you
don't understand (possible, but not too likely) or are you LYING about
the matter (that actual answer)?
Yawn.
Ibid.

I note you ran away from the question I asked of you. Clearly you
are letting anyone and everyone reading that you are lying about the
matter. Once again, you lost the debate.

[Cue avoidance from Jenny.]
--
A small number of the documented lies of Jerry "Jenny" Sauk.
http://jerrylies.byethost22.com/?i=2

[Cue avoidance from Jenny.]
--
A small number of the documented lies of Jerry "Jenny" Sauk.
http://jerrylies.byethost22.com/?i=2
KWills
2023-11-12 12:12:06 UTC
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On Sat, 11 Nov 2023 10:08:45 -0600, "Jerry Sauk"
Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by KlausSchadenfreude
On Wed, 27 Sep 2023 13:14:04 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by K Wills
On Tue, 26 Sep 2023 13:27:40 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by KlausSchadenfreude
On Wed, 28 Sep 2022 13:18:39 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by KlausSchadenfreude
There are times when a french fry just won't do, and that calls for an
onion ring. The only thing I don't like is when you bite into it and
pull away, only to have a four inch sliver of searing hot onion drape
down over your chin and burn the shit out of you. But I'll take that
chance.
JENNY! Do something about the settings you messed up in regards to
attributions. Please.
Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by KlausSchadenfreude
Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by K Wills
Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by KlausSchadenfreude
Post by Jerry Sauk
take a FULL BITE, you moron.
You do have all your teeth, don't you?
It took you nearly two months to post your OPINION on this
matter?
Two months is NOTHING compared to how long we've been waiting for you to be
more specific about the taco bell taco.
What about it, Jenny? Both Klaus and I have dumbed it down as
much as we're able.
Replying with silence is not considered "dumbing down".
Nobody has "replied with silence," you lying dork.
Still sitting here, waiting for you to be more specific about the Taco Bell
Taco.
ibid.
--
A small number of the documented lies of Jerry "Jenny" Sauk.
http://jerrylies.byethost22.com/?i=2
K Wills
2023-09-28 08:16:39 UTC
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On Wed, 27 Sep 2023 13:14:04 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by K Wills
On Tue, 26 Sep 2023 13:27:40 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by KlausSchadenfreude
On Wed, 28 Sep 2022 13:18:39 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by KlausSchadenfreude
There are times when a french fry just won't do, and that calls for an
onion ring. The only thing I don't like is when you bite into it and
pull away, only to have a four inch sliver of searing hot onion drape
down over your chin and burn the shit out of you. But I'll take that
chance.
take a FULL BITE, you moron.
You do have all your teeth, don't you?
It took you nearly two months to post your OPINION on this
matter?
Two months is NOTHING compared to how long we've been waiting for you to
be more specific about the taco bell taco.
What about it, Jenny? Both Klaus and I have dumbed it down as
much as we're able. That it is still to cerebral for you is
unfortunate. But we can't do anything about it.
Oh wait. You DO understand. You simply NEED to lie. As you've
again proved beyond any doubt.
Replying with silence is not considered "dumbing down".
It is fortunate that we didn't do such. Since replying with
silence is impossible (to reply removes any chance of silence), your
lie fails. But, at least, you got to feed your NEED to lie once more.
--
A small number of the documented lies of Jerry "Jenny" Sauk.
http://jerrylies.byethost22.com/
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