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Sonic Review: Bacon Peppercorn Ranch Grilled Cheese Burger Plus Tots!
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Scott Oaf - (I'm really Chudnozzle)
2023-08-27 19:58:09 UTC
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Let us start out with this being sold as a combo with tater tots at
$3.99. Standard Sonic tater tots, so let's move on.

1. The peppercorn ranch sauce is not exactly what I would call a selling
point. It's not a taste I liked. At least they didn't slather it on with
a trowel. I've never preferred ranch dressings and this will inspire me
to hate them more.

2. Very thinly sliced cheese. So you can't say it's a plus or a minus.
It's simply a rumor.

3. The bacon isn't much thicker.

4. The burger meat is the thinnest patty I have ever seen in my life.
This is no exaggeration.

5. The Texas toast looks all right in color but toast is supposed to be
crispy. This whole mess was microwaved and if it had any crispiness, the
nuker killed it.

For 4 bucks I don't know what to expect. But I certainly would expect
more had it been any place but Sonic or Taco Bell. They've combined to
drive down expectations to the bottom of the Marianas Trench.

At least the drinks were half price.
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2023-08-27 20:07:41 UTC
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Post by Scott Oaf - (I'm really Chudnozzle)
Let us start out with this being sold as a combo with tater tots at
$3.99. Standard Sonic tater tots, so let's move on.
1. The peppercorn ranch sauce is not exactly what I would call a selling
point. It's not a taste I liked. At least they didn't slather it on with
a trowel. I've never preferred ranch dressings and this will inspire me
to hate them more.
2. Very thinly sliced cheese. So you can't say it's a plus or a minus.
It's simply a rumor.
3. The bacon isn't much thicker.
4. The burger meat is the thinnest patty I have ever seen in my life.
This is no exaggeration.
5. The Texas toast looks all right in color but toast is supposed to be
crispy. This whole mess was microwaved and if it had any crispiness, the
nuker killed it.
For 4 bucks I don't know what to expect. But I certainly would expect
more had it been any place but Sonic or Taco Bell. They've combined to
drive down expectations to the bottom of the Marianas Trench.
At least the drinks were half price.
https://imgur.com/a/RCDhWAL
KlausSchadenfreude
2023-08-27 20:56:30 UTC
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On Sun, 27 Aug 2023 19:58:09 -0000 (UTC), "Scott Oaf - (I'm really
Post by Scott Oaf - (I'm really Chudnozzle)
Let us start out with this being sold as a combo with tater tots at
$3.99. Standard Sonic tater tots, so let's move on.
1. The peppercorn ranch sauce is not exactly what I would call a selling
point. It's not a taste I liked. At least they didn't slather it on with
a trowel. I've never preferred ranch dressings and this will inspire me
to hate them more.
2. Very thinly sliced cheese. So you can't say it's a plus or a minus.
It's simply a rumor.
3. The bacon isn't much thicker.
4. The burger meat is the thinnest patty I have ever seen in my life.
This is no exaggeration.
I see they call it a "Jr. Patty."
https://order.sonicdrivein.com/menu/whats-new/product/bacon-peppercorn-ranch-grilled-cheese-burger-and-small-tots-or-fries
as opposed to "burger patty."
https://order.sonicdrivein.com/menu/burgers/product/sonic-cheeseburger

Interestingly, their quarter pound double cheese burger uses two "Jr.
Patties"
https://order.sonicdrivein.com/menu/burgers/product/quarter-pound-double-cheeseburger
Post by Scott Oaf - (I'm really Chudnozzle)
5. The Texas toast looks all right in color but toast is supposed to be
crispy. This whole mess was microwaved and if it had any crispiness, the
nuker killed it.
For 4 bucks I don't know what to expect. But I certainly would expect
more had it been any place but Sonic or Taco Bell. They've combined to
drive down expectations to the bottom of the Marianas Trench.
At least the drinks were half price.
Scott Oaf - (I'm really Chudnozzle)
2023-08-27 22:01:28 UTC
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Post by KlausSchadenfreude
On Sun, 27 Aug 2023 19:58:09 -0000 (UTC), "Scott Oaf - (I'm really
Post by Scott Oaf - (I'm really Chudnozzle)
Let us start out with this being sold as a combo with tater tots at
$3.99. Standard Sonic tater tots, so let's move on.
1. The peppercorn ranch sauce is not exactly what I would call a
selling point. It's not a taste I liked. At least they didn't slather
it on with a trowel. I've never preferred ranch dressings and this
will inspire me to hate them more.
2. Very thinly sliced cheese. So you can't say it's a plus or a minus.
It's simply a rumor.
3. The bacon isn't much thicker.
4. The burger meat is the thinnest patty I have ever seen in my life.
This is no exaggeration.
I see they call it a "Jr. Patty."
https://order.sonicdrivein.com/menu/whats-new/product/bacon-peppercorn-
ranch-grilled-cheese-burger-and-small-tots-or-fries as opposed to
"burger patty."
https://order.sonicdrivein.com/menu/burgers/product/sonic-cheeseburger
Interestingly, their quarter pound double cheese burger uses two "Jr.
Patties"
It must have a disclaimer someplace claiming it's the "before cooking"
weight.
Post by KlausSchadenfreude
https://order.sonicdrivein.com/menu/burgers/product/quarter-pound-doubl
e-cheeseburger
I wish I had taken a picture of the one I had. The picture is a lie.
The alleged patty is half that thickness or less.

The cheese wasn't exactly leaking over the sides, nor was the "bacon"
imbued with any semblance of a curl.

My favorite part of the menu? You can add a "slice" of shredded cheddar
cheese! Think about that for a minute, it offers lettuce that looks
shredded as well but describes the lettuce as neither shredded or as a
slice. The tomato slice offered is not a slice either.

Who the hell designed the menu descriptions? One of Jenny's retarded
relatives or even The Legendary Saukweasel himself?
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Post by Scott Oaf - (I'm really Chudnozzle)
5. The Texas toast looks all right in color but toast is supposed to
be crispy. This whole mess was microwaved and if it had any
crispiness, the nuker killed it.
For 4 bucks I don't know what to expect. But I certainly would expect
more had it been any place but Sonic or Taco Bell. They've combined to
drive down expectations to the bottom of the Marianas Trench.
At least the drinks were half price.
K Wills
2023-08-28 07:26:52 UTC
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On Sun, 27 Aug 2023 19:58:09 -0000 (UTC), "Scott Oaf - (I'm really
Post by Scott Oaf - (I'm really Chudnozzle)
Let us start out with this being sold as a combo with tater tots at
$3.99. Standard Sonic tater tots, so let's move on.
1. The peppercorn ranch sauce is not exactly what I would call a selling
point. It's not a taste I liked. At least they didn't slather it on with
a trowel. I've never preferred ranch dressings and this will inspire me
to hate them more.
For those who like ranch, this may be a positive. It's a deal
killer for me. I simply do not like the taste of ranch dressing.
Post by Scott Oaf - (I'm really Chudnozzle)
2. Very thinly sliced cheese. So you can't say it's a plus or a minus.
It's simply a rumor.
3. The bacon isn't much thicker.
4. The burger meat is the thinnest patty I have ever seen in my life.
This is no exaggeration.
I'm going to guess it's not the typical quarter pounder.
Post by Scott Oaf - (I'm really Chudnozzle)
5. The Texas toast looks all right in color but toast is supposed to be
crispy. This whole mess was microwaved and if it had any crispiness, the
nuker killed it.
For 4 bucks I don't know what to expect. But I certainly would expect
more had it been any place but Sonic or Taco Bell. They've combined to
drive down expectations to the bottom of the Marianas Trench.
At least the drinks were half price.
Any silver lining, right?
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Jerry Sauk
2024-01-22 19:19:42 UTC
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Post by Scott Oaf - (I'm really Chudnozzle)
Let us start out with this being sold as a combo with tater tots at
$3.99. Standard Sonic tater tots, so let's move on.
There's nothing wrong with tator tots.
Post by Scott Oaf - (I'm really Chudnozzle)
1. The peppercorn ranch sauce is not exactly what I would call a selling
point. It's not a taste I liked.
Pepper is much better ground and sprinkled on.
Post by Scott Oaf - (I'm really Chudnozzle)
At least they didn't slather it on with
a trowel.
Good. Must not have been a teenag-ed employee.
Post by Scott Oaf - (I'm really Chudnozzle)
2. Very thinly sliced cheese. So you can't say it's a plus or a minus.
It's simply a rumor.
A rumor? Did yuo taste the sandwich, or not? Was it a plus or minus?
Post by Scott Oaf - (I'm really Chudnozzle)
3. The bacon isn't much thicker.
Bacon and cheese should roughly be about the same thickness.
Post by Scott Oaf - (I'm really Chudnozzle)
4. The burger meat is the thinnest patty I have ever seen in my life.
wasn't it a standard sonic patty?
Post by Scott Oaf - (I'm really Chudnozzle)
5. The Texas toast looks all right in color but toast is supposed to be
crispy. This whole mess was microwaved and if it had any crispiness, the
nuker killed it.
Umm.. toast isn't microwaved, it's TOASTED. That's why it's called
TOAST. If it wasn't srispy, it might have been too much butter. Some
people might actually prefer it that way.
K Wills
2024-01-23 08:40:14 UTC
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On Mon, 22 Jan 2024 13:19:42 -0600, "Jerry Sauk"
Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by Scott Oaf - (I'm really Chudnozzle)
Let us start out with this being sold as a combo with tater tots at
$3.99. Standard Sonic tater tots, so let's move on.
There's nothing wrong with tator tots.
What are "tator" tots?
Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by Scott Oaf - (I'm really Chudnozzle)
1. The peppercorn ranch sauce is not exactly what I would call a selling
point. It's not a taste I liked.
Pepper is much better ground and sprinkled on.
Post by Scott Oaf - (I'm really Chudnozzle)
At least they didn't slather it on with
a trowel.
Good. Must not have been a teenag-ed employee.
Or someone named Jerry.
Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by Scott Oaf - (I'm really Chudnozzle)
2. Very thinly sliced cheese. So you can't say it's a plus or a minus.
It's simply a rumor.
A rumor? Did yuo taste the sandwich, or not? Was it a plus or minus?
Above he made it clear he not only tasted it, he ate it.
Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by Scott Oaf - (I'm really Chudnozzle)
3. The bacon isn't much thicker.
Bacon and cheese should roughly be about the same thickness.
Any particular reason they should be roughly be about the same
thickness? I wouldn't object, but I can't think of a reason they
*should* be.
Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by Scott Oaf - (I'm really Chudnozzle)
4. The burger meat is the thinnest patty I have ever seen in my life.
wasn't it a standard sonic patty?
Obviously not. Learn to read, Jenny.
Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by Scott Oaf - (I'm really Chudnozzle)
5. The Texas toast looks all right in color but toast is supposed to be
crispy. This whole mess was microwaved and if it had any crispiness, the
nuker killed it.
Umm.. toast isn't microwaved, it's TOASTED. That's why it's called
TOAST. If it wasn't srispy, it might have been too much butter. Some
people might actually prefer it that way.
It's no secret that Sonic microwaves its sandwiches before
wrapping and bagging. Since it's so widely known, there is no way you
didn't know.

[Cue avoidance from Jenny.]
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http://jerrylies.byethost22.com/?i=2
Jerry Sauk
2024-04-22 18:19:59 UTC
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Post by K Wills
On Mon, 22 Jan 2024 13:19:42 -0600, "Jerry Sauk"
Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by Scott Oaf - (I'm really Chudnozzle)
Let us start out with this being sold as a combo with tater tots at
$3.99. Standard Sonic tater tots, so let's move on.
There's nothing wrong with tator tots.
What are "tator" tots?
JFGO. The only thing I need to answer with is, that they are delcious.
KlausSchadenfreude
2024-04-22 19:27:25 UTC
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On Mon, 22 Apr 2024 13:19:59 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by K Wills
On Mon, 22 Jan 2024 13:19:42 -0600, "Jerry Sauk"
Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by Scott Oaf - (I'm really Chudnozzle)
Let us start out with this being sold as a combo with tater tots at
$3.99. Standard Sonic tater tots, so let's move on.
There's nothing wrong with tator tots.
What are "tator" tots?
JFGO. The only thing I need to answer with is, that they are delcious.
So you can't describe what a "tator" is, just like you have no idea
what "fast food" it.

Gotcha.
KWills
2024-04-23 07:29:54 UTC
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On Mon, 22 Apr 2024 13:19:59 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
<***@hotmail.com> wrote:



Deceptive post edit restored to the original.
Date: Tue, 23 Jan 2024 00:40:14 -0800
Why wait MONTHS to PROVE you cannot be honest unless you make a
mistake?
Post by K Wills
On Mon, 22 Jan 2024 13:19:42 -0600, "Jerry Sauk"
Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by Scott Oaf - (I'm really Chudnozzle)
Let us start out with this being sold as a combo with tater tots at
$3.99. Standard Sonic tater tots, so let's move on.
There's nothing wrong with tator tots.
What are "tator" tots?
JFGO.
What does The Jewish Federation of Greater Orlando have to do
with anything?
The only thing I need to answer with is, that they are delcious.
What is "delcious?"
Post by K Wills
Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by Scott Oaf - (I'm really Chudnozzle)
1. The peppercorn ranch sauce is not exactly what I would call a selling
point. It's not a taste I liked.
Pepper is much better ground and sprinkled on.
Post by Scott Oaf - (I'm really Chudnozzle)
At least they didn't slather it on with
a trowel.
Good. Must not have been a teenag-ed employee.
Or someone named Jerry.
Jenny?
Post by K Wills
Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by Scott Oaf - (I'm really Chudnozzle)
2. Very thinly sliced cheese. So you can't say it's a plus or a minus.
It's simply a rumor.
A rumor? Did yuo taste the sandwich, or not? Was it a plus or minus?
Above he made it clear he not only tasted it, he ate it.
Jenny?
Post by K Wills
Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by Scott Oaf - (I'm really Chudnozzle)
3. The bacon isn't much thicker.
Bacon and cheese should roughly be about the same thickness.
Any particular reason they should be roughly about the same
thickness? I wouldn't object, but I can't think of a reason they
*should* be.
Jenny?
Post by K Wills
Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by Scott Oaf - (I'm really Chudnozzle)
4. The burger meat is the thinnest patty I have ever seen in my life.
wasn't it a standard sonic patty?
Obviously not. Learn to read, Jenny.
Jenny?
Post by K Wills
Post by Jerry Sauk
Post by Scott Oaf - (I'm really Chudnozzle)
5. The Texas toast looks all right in color but toast is supposed to be
crispy. This whole mess was microwaved and if it had any crispiness, the
nuker killed it.
Umm.. toast isn't microwaved, it's TOASTED. That's why it's called
TOAST. If it wasn't srispy, it might have been too much butter. Some
people might actually prefer it that way.
It's no secret that Sonic microwaves its sandwiches before
wrapping and bagging. Since it's so widely known, there is no way you
didn't know.
Jenny?

[Cue avoidance from Jenny.]
--
A small number of the documented lies of Jerry "Jenny" Sauk.
http://jerrylies.byethost22.com/?i=2
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